"The Jazz Party"
20" x 20" - Pencil on panel
Copyright 2007 Dan Stephanian
The Jazz Party
The Artist threw a Jazz Party for all his most delicious and lovely friends
The lights went down, all worries gone
The Artist walked in, and the Party was On!

Lifting his disc, he waved his latest Jazz Fave,
With breathy notes, unbalanced beats and un-square dancing keys
A bass, a sax, drums and piano, from a guy named Dave
It was blue, it was definitely Rondo, and it took five to four beats.

The Sour Berries arrived, low to the ground, sniffin' for the rhythm
Spinning that beat in a fine linen stitch
Waving their discs, shakin' their leaves, and turning up the heat,
Polishing their recordings of Max Roach and Buddy Rich.

The Carrots rolled in, tapping like drumsticks, a clear view of festivities
They brought Bix, they brought Fats, for all the notes to see,
And hear the roots of Jazz and frolic in its cool breeze,
Its mathematical genius, its blue all-embracing plea.

The Peach has fuzz standing, swaying like wheat fields over her pink belly
Doing a dance, a mamba or samba, intoxicating Latin move
That Bosa Nova guitar, versus piano, she hands us Pizzerelli
She can't look down, her eyes closed and her fuzz in perpetual sway.

Melons love bass, they hum the notes in their patch of sleep
Rolling and rumbling to Ray Brown, Curly Russell and Percy Heath
Each see in the melon, a separate note, from the rind, not a peep
The handed us Bird with Ray, Curly with Dizzy, and Percy, Percy, Percy

Tomatoes always bring berry berry fine Getz
Those round, soft and voluptuous notes,
That Brazilian tap, that lover's heat, so easily Stan gets,
Makes you move, makes you dream, gives you hope
We had to pry the disc from their clinging vines.

No surprise, the Rose brought her favorite Ella,
She says there is no other, she thinks its God's voice
But roses are fickle, watch out fellas
Next week she'll be Lena Horne, or a Billie of choice
Or maybe she'll be singing Sarah Vaughn, painfully acappella
We love her never-the-less, we'll play Rose's disc
Because we absolutely love Ella's instrument
And Rose brought dessert.

The Peas in the Pod, love keys under palm
The ivory of Teddy Wilson, Brubeck or Monk
The Corn fuels up with Big Band
The maize has an ear for Cab, Duke and The Count
They twist, fold and bend to their horns, their big sound,
Like in the field, so organized yet each bake differently
And besides, the Corn Stocks brought the chips.

Bananas love singers, like Teagarten, Lester and Nat Cole
Those voices peel away their inhibitions, exposing their soft center
Always the bright lights of the party, always on the curve,
The Butterflies take their tapes and discs, promise to play
And keep the Bunches dancing, keep them dressed, they've got a lot of nerve.

Hanging around the cold cuts, were Radishes, Turnips and Onions
They're naughty hot, bite your tongue, with musical opinions
They brought the Modern Jazz Quartet, and swore we'd be moved again
With their round bottomed sound, rhythmic yet abstractly grooved again
Radishes always bring the freshest salad.

Those Hot Peppers stumbled in roasting
They only burn with Latin brass, and very sexy dance
Always in a plot for hot, flirting and taking a chance
Screaming out, burning chops, hot horns, hot lips,
They bring the best hot dip.

The Apple brought the dancing fingers of Oscar Petersen
The Pear likes the fat sound of Benny Goodman, and Glen Miller
But the Blue Berries dig Lionel Hampton, a blue good vibe
The Lemons brought an old bottle of fine wine blowing like Sidney Bichet
The Oranges brought a drink flavored with Harry James' horn,
The Poppies brought Bird's bop, with a taste of Coleman Hawkins,
Certain un-named Peppers brought a savory distraction like Django Reinhardt
And froze the crowd, while the slight hand of Stephane Grapelli
Stole their hearts.

We played into the evening, singing with Louis and Billie
Dancing freely, tapping to Un-Square, falling in love again with Astrud Gilberto
The Daisies brought Beatle Jazz, and knew every verse
We took five, we Monked, we dueled Dizzy with Marsalis
We rocked the stage with Dan Hicks and his Folk Jazz
We laughed at his seriousness, marveled at the harmony
Gypsy jazz began to flourish, Django notes everywhere
Holly Berries crashed the party, adding Artie Shaw and Helen Forrest
The Raspberries blushed almost purple, dreaming of High-Cs from Stan Kenton
They are all silly berries, and not a sour note amongst them.

The Concord Grapes wait patiently for more Folk Jazz
The Seedless Reds are anxious for Cool Jazz
The leaves don't care as long as they are free to shake to the Bee Bop
And as we gathered for our party portrait,
One of the Butterflies had to leave early.

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by Dan Stephanian
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